its kinda like marmite... a love/hate relationship...
i think i hate them...
ive only experienced this evil once before, unitl tonight!
first time a mate brought me one to work and brought with it self-putting-on icing... this was the only fun part... so i stuck on a pattern that picasso would have been proud of and munched the wee man down... well everything was going well until bout half an hour later... then the heartburn started... dyspepsia
Tonight at Sam Murrays christmas eve party i had the second experience... same thing again... icing on, and quickly devoured this beast... bout 30 mins later hic-ups envade my life... im still hic-uping as i type... a good hour and 15 mins later. pure evil...
brussel sprouts are the same... although there is no obvious physical trauma after eating, they are just smelly and slimmy and look like a clump of boggies that have been collected from the the tissues in the local nursing homes yellow biohazard bins...
joke... what did adam say on the night before christmas... 'its christmas, eve'
so its christmas...
Have a goodin, an hope you dont overlook the reason we celebrate...
GOD WITH US
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